Live Feed!

Archive for the ‘One Liners’ Category

Sandra Bullock can “update my firmware” anytime. Except for Tuesdays.

Tuesday, March 9th, 2010

Three left XLR cables does not make a right angle adapter

Sunday, March 7th, 2010

Will USB my valentine ?

Saturday, February 13th, 2010

When you’re driving, your life is in your foot’s hands

Friday, February 5th, 2010

My kitchen is screaming for an iPad

Friday, January 29th, 2010

I want an iPad now !!

Friday, January 29th, 2010

Electricity is really just organized lighting

Thursday, January 7th, 2010

Hiw much does two pounds of butter weigh?

Saturday, January 2nd, 2010

Happy New Year Everybody!! See ya’ll tomorrow

Friday, January 1st, 2010

If I don’t have it, you don’t need it !

Saturday, December 26th, 2009