Hold the phones! In a crazy (presumably) mix-up, Mikey’s Hookup has ended up with a super rare BLACK magic mouse. We were super excited to get the new Apple magic mice in (and they are sweeeeet), but imagine our surprise at finding this amazing artifact:

it keeps making us speak backwards, and some of us can spin our heads 360 degrees now. Others have developed neat powers, like level 12 attack spells and amazing guitar soloing ability (seriously searing licks).

The best thing is that instead of AA batteries, it runs on human blood! And man, this thing is thirsty. Multitouch gestures make browsing our favorite LARPing and Dimmu Borgir sites a breeze. We can’t believe all this is available at am MSRP of just $666.66!

Now, before you try and be all like, “oh, I’m totally going to get that to go with my Elvira calendar,” not so fast. Sources in Cupertino tell us that this the only known black magic mouse in existence. You should come on down and check it out–but keep in mind that it’s invisible to the unworthy.

Okay, back to the sacrifice!