Bonjour, Brooklyn!

How have you been? We here at Mikey’s Hookup have been restless. No longer content to just keep Brooklyn, well, “hooked up” with everything from iPod docks to SCART connectors, we’ve decided to quit resting on our laurels and add “fashion plate” to our collective resume. Renowned fashion designer Michél “Mikée” LeWeiss was recruited to supply his legendary touch of panache to the new apparel, and now we at the Hookup are proud to announce that we no longer specialize only in connecting your computer to your television, but now also in connecting your nubile flesh to the latest in haute couture.

Emblazoned with the bold, yet familiar logo that is synonymous with Apple expertise and excellent customer service, these fine t-shirts can be yours for just $10! Available in white with black screenprinted logo, black with white screenprinted logo, or 14k gold chain mail with genuine swarovski crystal logo. Oh, wait, those last ones are already sold out. Ebay?

BUT WAIT! There’s more! Mikey’s now offers totes as well. Available in black with white screenprinted logo only, these totes are a stylish way to transport Hookup purchases, groceries, beloved household pets, even oatmeal cookies by the dozen for bulk returns* The totes are available for $5, and are also available now. Here, Hookup figurehead/employee of the millennium Martha models the fresh threads, looking def while anxiously awaiting the next headphone sale.

So, now there’s no excuse to let Chili or T-Boz see you hangin’ out the passenger side of your best friend’s ride lookin’ like a scrub. Holler in style with a Mikey’s tee, tote, or even both. Be prepared to be treated like Brooklyn royalty when you stroll down Havermeyer representing local business and sustainable portage. No need to tell ‘em all Mikey sent ya–they’ll already know!

*see Mikey’s Hookup receipt for details