“Hookup Staff,” people always ask me, “how can I attain your impressive level of knowledge and physical vigor?” Well, readers, there are lots of ways. Perhaps the easiest way to start on the path to enlightenment the Hookup way is by listening to The Quiet Storm, the staff-made and staff-loved radio station. It’s a great soundtrack for repairs, sales, or table tennis. And each an every time we cue it up, it goes out to all the ladies.

To listen at home, click this:
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pop a straw in an ice cold Camacho and hold a few IDE cables to really replicate the Hookup experience. You won’t regret it.